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June 18, 2009
HEY LOOK, A BIG DUMB RADIO SHOW!
By BCAB Chief Radiologist Elvis “I Have A Radio Show! And you don't!” Dingeldein.
I really need a new producer.
For reasons surpassing understanding, the Gut Reaction’s regular producer – an illegal Rhesus monkey with syphilis named Mr. Syllabus – has decided he’s no longer working for scale* and is at this very moment preparing an intricate and rather terrifying-looking Excrement Catapult with which to bombard me with his copious feces. Threats to have him deported back to India via FedEx in a poorly-ventilated Overnight Box earned me several bites to the groin, which now look to be festering.
But, Radio Production Trooper that I am, I’ve secured a rather fantastic guest for tonight’s show: Rick Perlstein, author of the New York Times bestselling book Nixonland: The Rise of A President and the Fracturing of America. So if you miss this one, I’ll simply re-address that FedEx box to your house and you can enjoy fending off an ill-tempered macaque with a bowel fixation and a flaming case of The Venereal Diseases. Enjoy!
Should be a good show, see you there at 9:00 EDT / 8:00 CDT! And why doesn’t someone call in, for Christ’s sake? I won’t mock you. Much.
* One pound of bananas a day, a quart of tequila and an enormous stack of “Barely Legal” porn.
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Posted By Elvis | June 18, 2009 7:46 PM
Comments
As long as there are no more deaths at The Farm of Doom&trade, I will be listening. I will not be calling because I am a girl and will cry of mocked.
Posted by: veralynn ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at June 18, 2009 7:59 PM
that should be "if mocked" and I proofread it and everything....dammit
Posted by: veralynn at June 18, 2009 8:00 PM
I will listen because teh ED* supports toenails and sighted authors.
*not to be confused with erectile dysfuncion.. okay, maybe a bit...
Posted by: Paddy at June 18, 2009 8:29 PM
Elvis just needs to hire some local kid to take care of his lawn.
Posted by: Kat at June 18, 2009 9:13 PM
It sounds okay to me!
Posted by: Kat at June 18, 2009 9:22 PM
Your description of the Goldwater trouncing almost made me piss myself Elvis. Great show.
"People from Europe were applying for citizenship so they could vote against Goldwater."
Posted by: Rogect8 at June 19, 2009 12:23 AM
Great show, Elvis. I'm guessing this is the image that you so enjoyed?
Posted by: CycloCynic at June 19, 2009 3:01 PM
How interesting. I'm not authorized to view my own link. Thanks, TypePad!
Posted by: CycloCynic at June 19, 2009 3:03 PM
