damn guys....the world is falling apart

millions unemployed, millions uninsured, right wing nut jobs clinging to their guns and narrow religion

makes me want to go to an island and drink myself into oblivion

I am ready.. someone buy me a drink and make it a double.. I haven't had a drink in 25 years but I really want to get drunk tonight

wow Annette...what has happened?

Don't want to bring everyone down.. just need to laugh and have fun.. It's been a really bad couple of days..

Woohoo! Annette has her party hat on! (If you're drinking to drown your sorrows away, then my apologies.)

I just read the previous post on the horrific bear attack/insurance scam victim. Unbelievable!

Annette, anything we can do?

I haven't had a drink in about 25 hours heh

Yo bitches! Where's the party?

Annette: I often feel like a good drink these days. I don't know if you're serious or playing but if you're serious: don't drink. Drop me a line at tiyenuri-gdab@yahoo.com, and do something else for yourself... like go dancing and really cut loose, or pay a little extra for a lavender epsom salts soak (to die for...). Ok?

QT

as a character in one of my favorite movies says Annette--buck up little camper :)

Carl--I just got done reading the bear attack story when I noticed the PTT was open, maybe you could tell by my post :)

It really shouldn't surprise us, but jeepers that woman really shouldn't have to go through all of that crap. She SURVIVED a bear attack...

Oh I would love to drink, but a virtual drink is all I will have. Like I said, 25 years sober and I won't throw it away. I just need to be with friends and talk and have some laughs..

I'll have one for you, Annette. Yeah, I'll take one for the team. I'm selfless that way.

Ahh what a guy.. I knew I could count on you..lol

What a hardship Carl.

Shit, just read the bear attack letter. How did Michael Moore miss this woman? Is he doing a sequel?

Hangig out with the niece and nephew in California. Have y'all seen Hannah Montana? Why does everyone on that show have a gray accent and a speech impediment??

In other news, I thoroughly enjoyed Obama's note for that little girl.

I think he is working on Wall Street now.. but he should have done several sequels about health care.. there would have been at least 5 or 6 I would think.

That was so neat.. I would copy that note and send the copy to school and keep the original for myself.. that would be priceless.. not to ever sell just to have.

The republican want us to fear everthing. Fear the cat. Fear the dog. Fear the brown people. Especially the ones with turbans. Fear the reaper. Fear the sower. Fear the fisherman. Fear the postal worker.

But most of all, FEAR THE GOVERNMENT.

The right wing extremists are all left wingers. Swear to God.

FEAR, FEAR, FEAR, FEAR, FEAR, FEAR, FEAR.

They tell us to fear everything except that which is actually causing us harm:

The Republican Party and their corporate overlords.

In other distractions. Chastity Bono is becoming Chaz Bono. Wow.

Hi, Annette. Hang in there and all that. And be glad you have Carl.

Well, Chaz (for a woman) is so much better than Chastity, huh? How about "Shitforbrains"?

@Annette: Ok! :) and, congrats! 25 years is quite an achievement. I'm at 20, myself!

QT

I'd forgotten Chasity Bono was on the planet.

Killer evening on the radio, Janeroo. How are the nails? Ladybugs?

Great QT, We really have something to be proud of.. It is quite a feat.. As I said I wouldn't give it up that easily.. yes, I am tempted but nothing I can't handle..that's why I am here among friends and not out...lol

Thanks DP, and yes, I am glad I have Carl and all of you here.. it means a lot.

Speaking of radio, Mr. The Elvis Dingeldein's show is on in 5 minutes. Let's not slow down on the thread though.

Hey, peoples. Don't forget: Radio Show in 5 minutes!

Yall aint gettin it...little Chastity is becoming a HE.

JINX! Carlsie owes me a Coke.

A very old friend of mine is at 19 years right now. He had to have surgery this morning and was dreading/anticipating the sedative.

Now I know what my favorite dominatrix sounds like.

Whip me, abuse me, make me feel cheap.

SERIOUSLY? (CHAZ)

Aww, you guys are making me blush. A hard feat for an olive-skinned Puerto Rican. I'm glad I'm here. The richness of my experience makes me a better commenter.

(sorry, got stuck on capslock)

Little Chasity is really making the switch?

Better yet, Elvis. I got a Maker's Mark waiting for you.

Hey Y'All....isn't that the way you pig faced Americans address one another? Lets say we hate fuck David Letterman's Mom? That would be so cool.... cam you see Dave now, "top ten things that make you want to puke"...."number 9 on the list...sloppy seconds on my Mom" with cut to his gap tooted inbred white trash Mother with splooge emanating from her crack.
"Number 8 getting a blow job with Mom's dentures when they are loose"

Number 7, makiu=ng a fixadent commercial with mu Mom with your lacerated penis on a billboard

Number 6...buying a wife because you are seceretly gay but afraid to come out Whoopsie a little too cloce to home

Number 5...ratings are dropping to a pink skinned freak named Conan...must do something controversial...

Hey look. A troll. How quaint.

Chaz really? Does she want to sound like the douchebag villain in an 80's high school angst movie? That's pretty much the first thing that leaps to my mind when I hear the name Chaz...that and Chazz Palminteri. Maybe she wants to be like Chazz Palminteri. But she'll never be Fat Tony.

I am now convinced that he is a plant for the Chinese and Russian interests.

I'll use this statement as evidence that you are an escapee from a home for the criminally insane.

What evidence do you have to support such a risible assertion?

If none, Go the Fuck Away.

Yes, I was just reading that.. but the worst part.. Chaz is 40 years old... now that I can't believe...lol

Git, did you actually read the whole troll comment? Kudos to you! I stopped at "Douche In Chief."

ElGDMys, I used to drive a Charles-friend crazy by calling him Chaz when he was just needing needling. He did not care for Chaz.

The trolls are entirely unoriginal tonight. I award them no points.

I'd have gone for Chuckles Bono.

But that's me.

I love Typeface.

Typespace? How quickly it goes away.

Hmmm... inquiring minds... something tells me you're not speaking of yourself, Travis.

Surprise!

Run out of wombats to molest Bruce?

Where did Hielo run off to? He didn't want to come and sit with us fat asses in the bar tonight?

TSC, I could smell Richard Burr well before his paragraph arrived. Bastards.

I want Burr gone...hopefully he will be gone in 2010

although, he is better than jesse...by just a tad

Dick Burr? Is that happens when your penis is rubbed against tree bark?

He's Jesse 2.1, better only because we endured 30 years of 1.0.

god was it that long? time flies..

And if you hit the lucky knot you get to be in the senate.

O.K.

Do you people think this psycho (Chimp) is a "troll"?

You just have to be smarter than that. Right?

Or my idea of a troll is way off.

Not sure exactly, Vera. It might have been that or more. Seemed like forever at the time.

No Hielo. That is your typical troll.

hielo, chimp is the prime definition of a troll. I'm getting really fucking tired of you insulting us.
hi, guys. I'm actually gonna spend some time in the PTT tonight!

My entire lifetime DP

Hey Hielo.. I was just asking where you went to.

Hey fe, glad to see you.

@ Annette

I am sorry if i offended you with my "fat asses at the bar comment".

It is just how I picture the people that go apeshit when some non-stool-holder comments on this blog.

I am picturing it right now.... fuck!!!

Hielo thinks we are mean to him.

I'm not certain he realizes he is being insulting at times. Most people don't respond well to insults.

I hope he sticks around because he does have interesting things to say. I'd like to hear more about his litigation with health insurance companies. He is a retired attorney from SoCal that now lives in Mexico because retirement funds last longer there.

I am not so sure about this Travis. Could be be a plant to ellicit a subversive reaction ? Just asking.

Im still working tonight, Im missing Rachel and I missed Keith.

Good thing they rerun them both 4 times during the night.

I can't multi task and watch Rachel and listen to Elvis Ashby, but KO was good.

Big Problem

Some asswipe is using my monicker again, The post at 9:34 was not mine.

This time it is not a house sitter.

WTF!

why would we care if he is a plant? chimp is an obscenely awful asshole regardless of why he's posting here.

Hielo -

You are welcome here. It's a tough crowd in the PTT because we are evil liberals plotting to take over the world and convert it to one big socialist theme park. We'll use capitolists as skeet. And all the rich people will have to sweep up the litter and sell hotdogs, sodas, and ice cream.

Sometimes we joke.

yeah, I think we can give you the benefit of the doubt on that one, realhielo. chimp has been known to use other's IDs.

Hielo, the only time I get offended is when you start insulting people, like you did the night you went off on Carl, for some unknown reason. Or when you think we all hate you for some unknown reason.

The only time I know of we get offended or upset or angry, or I should say me...I shouldn't speak for anyone else.. is when these Trolls come in, like Travis, like some of the others who make offensive comments about us, about the President, about what they are going to do to David Letterman's mother, I think that is uncalled for and out of line.

I take offense when you tell people like you did last night to not come in and comment because no one wants them here. That makes me angry, because YOU have no right to tell anyone what to do.

YOUR name is not on this blog, it is Bob's and if he wants to tell them not to comment here then that is up to him, not you. Just as I nor anyone else has any right to tell you or anyone else not to make a comment here.

I, like Git, am a Volvo-driving latte-sipping left-coast elitist limousine liberal plotting the overthrow of American democracy to be replaced with required gay marriages for all and a public option that provides abortions for everyone in an atmosphere of socialist fascism. Or something like that.

Travis is the one that claimed to be an aussie in L.A.

I call him Bruce because everyone who isn't a Sheila in Oz is called Bruce.

Rule number 1! NO POOFTAS!

I also call him a wombat molester because he is.

@ GIT

I am not living in Mexico just because retirement funds last longer here (they do of course).

I live here because I can afford a home on the ocean... and I love these people.

I could have retired megarich.... but I decided that money was the last form of happiness and just fucking quit.

That's it dude.

lmao @ socialist themepark with hotdog selling hedge fund traders.

I volunteer Mitchy McConnell as the grand marshal.

I'm convinced Travis goes by the name "Michale" at Chris Weigant's blog.

I'm convinced Travis goes by the name "Michale" at Chris Weigant's blog.

I've seen pictures of the part of Mexico you are in. It's gorgeous there. I have never been there, but I hope to sometime.

It was that part of Mexico that the Characters in the Shawshank Redemption wound up in.

I envy you sir. I think you made a good choice.

I was keeping the story simple, since it is not mine, it is yours. I appreciate more details.

Thank you for sharing.

@ Matt...

There used to be a Michale on the HuffPo and I swore I used to see that name on the old Yahoo! boards as well.

I just got back from another water excursion. I read all the posts.

I see that Annette is still accusing me of the bullshit about Carl. I will not deny this again... or explain it again. I wasn't fucking me!!!

That's it..., so fuck yourselves if you don't believe it. I will keep blogging until i drive you all nuts! (I will respond to GIT because he is the only member of your "club" that is not totally paranoid.... maybe Ashby has some common sense)

My monicker got poached again tonight. I must be one popular blogging MF.

J M Goddamn Ashby -

"hotdog selling hedge fund traders" -
I wish I'd said it that way. That has a great ring to it.

Git

Was your post @ 9:54 directed to me?

If so, you are invited to visit me in Mexico.... it is so totally magic here.

I mean it. How can i contact you?

Hielo -

SillyRatfacedGit at gmail dot com

Hielo - Telling people to fuck themselves usualy does not trigger a polite response. Also stating that your mission is to drive people nuts does not get you invited for seconds.

Hielo -

And yes, that comment was directed at you.

You know Ashby , I came on this board tonight asking for forgiveness but your smarky douche bag attitude is starting to get on my nerves. As you are aware I am a retired government employee living in Mexico where I do not have to pay taxes on the pension that I earned at the ripe old age of 43. Life is good when you are a retarded government employee!

Aw.. the troll is getting bored. Dont worry, im sure something will happen tomorow which you can show your shallow outrage over.

Hielo, I don't know that you ever told ME, that it wasn't you, you wanted to know if you offended me with your comment..well I was just telling you yes, sometimes you do offend me, and I am thinking others.

If someone is using your name, then maybe you need to find out who it is and fix the problem.

If I offended you by saying that, I am sorry, it has been a rough couple of days for me, so I am just a bit on edge, but you do have an attitude.

Smarky douche bag attitude? Actually I've been as polite to you as possible.

I don't give a shit where you live or what you did for work or how you are cheapskating on taxes. Telling people to fuck themselves and then telling someone who has been polite to you they they are a smarky douche bag makes you look like a complete prick.

You're just trolling now

What can we do when some pussy without a real identity steals yours?

The post at 10:18 was not me.

Hey lightweight little fuck: If you are going to really steal my identity.... use my new one... below.... you worthless piece of dogshit.

What the heck? The post at 10:25 was not me! Damn it!

Now where was I...oh yeah...how nice it is to have a maid and house boys in my villa in Mexico as I collect a federal pension. Thanks to all of you American taxpayers I am living like Donald Trump, excpet he gets to screw Czech models and I have little boys instead.

Ashby cut the crap. I know that you are behind this. If you can't debate on these boards then do not lower yourself to stealing my identity. Bob, please block Ashby and Veralynn from this blog!

This is kind of amusing, though a little tiresome.

Now this piece of shit is posting all the time. The last two for example. (10:30 and 10:32).

I would love to have this pussy meet me in person. Any chance, puto?

Ok well Im done responding to any post by any Hielo... troll or not

I really, really mean it. I would ...well I would throw a napkin at this guy...or get really carzu and shake my fist at him. I am a togh guy, don't you know that. Yoo hoo....Jose....time for my rub down!!!!

Yeah, Travis likes having conversations with himself... most likely because no one will talk to him.

I don't blame you Ashby.

Is there any way to link an IP address with a log in address.

This is from the real Hielo in Mexico.

Ashby, this is the real me. Again, you have taken my words out of context and I apologize. I do enjoy the debate on this blog and I would love to have to and Git come visit me here in Mexico.

Bob, please block Ashby and Veralynn from this blog!

Posted by: Hielo in Mexico at June 11, 2009 10:32 PM

hielo/travis/truth/whoever

My fat ass is going to stay on this stool and there is nothing you can say (it wasn't me, someone stole my nym) to make me move. I said it last week, you came in here bitching and moaning about how lame we all are. I showed you your own words...what the fuck did I ever do to you? Not a damn thing. You want to come here and comment, fine. It isn't my blog and we live in a free country. Whatever.

As far as I am concerned you don't exist so please do the same for me.

Hey pusshead. I am having your dumb-ass posts tracked. I will find you.

Bob does not appreciate maggots on his site,

10:43 not me.

Just in... Bob's teks say it is one of his usual bloggers. Time is running out butt monkey!

Michale, the voices in your head are going to start talking to each other soon...

I got it. Veralynn you should be ashamed of yourself. I feel very sorry for you.

PTT friends should be informed: Michale fancies himself an expert on counterterrorism because he reads Tom Clancy novels.

Veralynn is the poacher. Why Vera?

Michale, care to answer Hielo?

Vera is using my nym again at 11:01

Sick

Michale and Hielo,
sitting in a tree,
T-R-O-L-I-N-G.

OOOOHHHHHHHHHH. PSYOPS! I gots me a woodie!

W00T!

Osborne

You really should stay out of this. i have said nothing that involves you.

A very well-known blogger is fucking with me and we are about to remedy the situation.

Git, what's your diagnosis of our troll? Mine is Narcissistic Borderline Personality.

Hielo, you only WISH a well-known blogger would BOTHER to fuck with you.

I need more Hate Speech. It make me harder.

I wish Bob would reinstate registration. But another thing that could be done is require a web address reference, which cuts down on identity theft on blogs.

QT

NBP works for me Matt.

Who needs viagra when ya gots Wrong Wing Trolls with the Hate Speech to gen wood.

I'm waiting for the psyops.

Who's on first?

Ole! I'm just catching last night's Daily Show. The opening Napoleon bit was inspired. Oh, Jonny Stew, you short wizard.

Laugh all you want. I guess when you are as smart as I am you will eventually be the target of someone's pathetic attempts to undermine your credibility. I call it like I see it and if you idiots are offended by my superior intellect than so be it.

When I find this troll I will ring his neck. I bet that he lives in the midwest.

Nothin' like a good troll bashing to invigorate the limbs, eh, Git?

"I guess when you are as smart as I am you will eventually be the target of someone's pathetic attempts to undermine your credibility. I call it like I see it and if you idiots are offended by my superior intellect than so be it."

Yep, NBP.

I really hope you are all asleep..but I'm going to post this.
My dad has lung cancer..he lives in southern utah..his doctor was indicteded for digging up natives graves and so he killed himself.

What a fucking bad deal...

Osborne

O.K. here we go: You have zero credibility on this post or any other i have read. I am normally pretty charitable when it comes †o fairly ignorant writers that, at least, try,

But your horseshit goes way beyond all bounds of stupidity. GFY.

This is from the real Hielo in Mexico

I have diabetes. Getting wood isn't easy like it used to be. Psyops make me hot.

I'm still waiting.

Hi Jacks Mom...sorry to hear about your Dad and his doctor, but what would you fate do you expect for a grave robber, the only thing worse would be an ambulance chaser.

If you find this troll who is using my name I swear I will...I will....rrrrrrRRRR... I will just get so mad!!! ARGhhhhh.

My post @ 11:31 about the shit-for-brains.

Not my post @ 11:24

Real Hielo

Veralynn again @ 11:32

I love the smell of toasted trolls in the evening.

jacksmom -

That is maximal suckage. Shit.

Osborne, that post was not me. I love your writing and I cannot wait for your book to come out. I am sure that it will be made into a movie and you wil will an Oscar for best screenplay (the studio will immediately recognize your talent and have you convert the book to a movie) and best supporting actor as the director will want to use your rugged good looks as one of the main characters in the story.

Veralynn again @ 11:36

(I don't talk to trolls)

(Don't feed the trolls!)

Veralynn again @ 11:39

Could everyone please put his dick away for the night? *sigh* I suppose not...

Dearest Sarah,

Just a quick note to let you know that I am fucking fed up with your whining and bitching about being picked on by the mean media and nasty comedians. Particularly shut the fuck up about people talking about your kids also too. You are the fuckwit that ran them up the flagpole for all to see and exploited them for your own purposes then have a hissy fit every time someone mentions them and such as. If you'd kept them home in Alaska like a normal person would have, no one would be talking about them, you betcha.

In conclusion, if you can't stand the heat,
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

Thank You.
Silly Ratfaced Git.

Has anyone seen my ball gag?

There you go again Hielo, running your mouth when you shouldn't.

This is not YOUR blog, YOU have no right telling anyone when to hush, when to go somewhere else or what to say or do.

That is Bob Cesca's place alone. Not mine, not yours or anyone else's.

This is exactly what makes me angry about you.

Now, are you going to come back and say this wasn't you again.

And all these times you have been blaming VeraLynn for the comments you have been saying she is making them, she and I have been commenting to each other in another thread. She has not been here bothering you at all. You owe her an apology and everyone else you have insulted with your filth.

Get over yourself.

Thank you Annette

I am secure in the knowledge that everyone knows none of that is me. Don't hold your breath for an apology, I'm not.

Silly me! You have to HAVE a dick to put one away.

Wankers dead ahead. Wankers off the port beam, and starboard beam. Wankers dead astern.

OMG We be surrounded by bloody wankers. Everywhere I look it's wankers.

Wankers Away my boys,
Wankers Away.

Annette and VeraLynn -

Don't expect an apology.

Bruce is a vicious twit. Someday he'll get bored and wander off. It's best to pretend he's not here.

Of course I'm one to talk.

But after all, I am a Silly Git.

I never expected an apology Git, but I had to say what I did. I just really had to get it off my chest, I was tired of him trying to say Vera was using his name, when her and I weren't even in here and were in another thread.

His claims that someone was hijacking his name were bogus and I am tired of his using it. Yes, I know it has happened before, but not like he claims it does. His claims just don't ring true.

If at sometime it is proven I am wrong, I will be glad to apologize, but until then I say bull shit.