Republican Party

Senator Ensign Loves Marriage

Senator John Ensign (R-Doof):

“Marriage is an extremely important institution in this country and protecting it is, in my mind, worth the extraordinary step of amending our constitution.”

“I believe that marriage should be defined as that between one man and one woman. You want to do what is ideal for children and all of the studies show that the ideal for children is to be in a household with a father and a mother....”

...And the staffer the father is banging on the side.

Yes, on Tuesday, Senator Ensign admitted to cheating on his wife with a staffer.