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June 7, 2009
The Church Of The Poison Mind
by Lee Stranahan
My new piece in Huff Post for a Sunday Morning....
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Troubled by dwindling membership and numerous setbacks, the 155 year-old Republican Party filed for financial, intellectual and moral bankruptcy and announced its reorganization as a tax-exempt church. The new GOP will be officially called The First Church Of Jesus Loves America And Latter Day Lower Taxes Anti Foreigner Old Time Heterosexual Do As I say Not As I Do Affluence Ministry Hoop N' Hollerin' Revival Gun Lovin' Banker's Club Outreach Hootenanny, Inc but will still use the name "Republican Party" for most functions.
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Posted By Lee Stranahan | June 7, 2009 11:01 AM
Comments
More like that Lee. Spot on.
Posted by: Peter at June 7, 2009 12:23 PM
Simply. Beautiful!
Posted by: kansasdem at June 7, 2009 1:39 PM
Thank you Lee. Made my morning.
Posted by: ∇•B=0 Goddamn Silly Ratfaced Git ∇•D=ρ at June 7, 2009 1:50 PM
Oh. So right on. So perfect. This one gets sent. Gracias.
Posted by: Hielo in Mexico at June 8, 2009 12:42 AM
