I love 1980s porn mustache.

"War against Obama" WTF?

Being a Gulf War Vet and a Marine are all the credentials you need to run for Congress?
That is it I am getting out and running for Congress.

WTF? Only when diversity is voluntary? what the hell is wrong with people?

My Eyes are Bleeding after viewing that site!

Hey C: why no mention of Huck's statement that Palin has more experience than O. And no, it wasn't from last year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSYHvW680LA&feature=player_embedded#

Shouldn't that make craziest quote or something?

OMG it's like MySpace threw up

gee whiz, that guy sure is worked up over something. It looks like one of those crazy serial killer warning letters made with strips of cut outs from magazines and newspapers

Holy shit!

A running mate for Sarah!

I started to read some of the signs, "Supports Israel", Stop Marijuana Use, Jese Helsm Republican". As an African American I'm thinking, OK, how is this rube going to attract someone like me. Then I read the following:

"To stop the OBAMA-NATION Socialists in Washington DC, we must first go to the root of the POISON TREE, which created all them.
This POISON TREE, is the "Social Engineering" located within the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act, to the U.S. Constitution".

I'm laughing hysterically and wondering if they think we're still not allowed to read or something? WTF? I think my favorite line was this one:

GEORGE HUTCHINS INVITES ALL BLACK, WHITE, SPANISH, AND ASIAN U.S. VOTERS TO JOIN US !!

I'm thinking for what.....a multi-racial hanging and Ho Down? This guy's website should be a stunning example of how to not attract minorities and sane whites to your party of cross burners and womb chasers.

It's like that site is on acid. If you had to describe it, you couldn't. Not really. You'd be trying to explain to people that they'd just have to see it to believe it. This guy appears to have put every thought he's ever had on that website. It's what Keith Olbermann would call a "mashed up bag of meat".

Dancing banana? Hell, this guy is just plain bananas! And to think that there are people who support a nut case like this. I hope god has a sense of humor because she is going to need it.

My eyes!! My eyes!!! Can't comprehend. Brain hurts.

Jennifer

Holy christ on a bike.

Thats even worse than the very worst myspace page.

Wow. Proud supporter of Elizabeth Dole AND Jesse Helms. You go, George Hutchins! You're doing great!

thanks Elvis, I was looking for a reason not to look. Ashby's "very worst myspace page" had me thinking about it. Then I see 2 of my former senators. That did it. Anyone who thinks Liddy did anything for the state of NC is delusional. In her defense, she tried to shut down the ER services at the local VA Hospital...then quickly realized that would be stupid and flip flopped on that.

And Jesse? The motherfucking puffy faced old man is in his grave. By now, he has come to terms with what a dick he was in this life. I like to think he and Falwell got to heaven and their first words were, What The Fuck? We were wrong? Well, hell....ok let's goi enjoy some angels. Creepy bastards that they are.

Ok, enough of my Fantasies of Helms and Falwell.
Go back about your business. :)

Wonkette posted this some time in the last few weeks and the homepage is only one or two clicks from a white supremacist group.

Holy mother o' god....

I couldn't help myself, and looked at the message board.

Just a sample:

On YOUR question of FEMALE LESBIANS, GAY FEMALE HOMOSEXUAULS, or BI-SEXUAL FEMALES, {Women who Love BOTH Men and other Females}, Please understand, we are speaking about the foundations of the United States of America, which were based upon the CHRISTIAN BIBLE, and the JEWISH TORAH.

Please also understand, in addition to residing in several locations throughout the world, in addition to several locations through the UNITED STATES, as an adult civilian, in addition to as a military member, and as an educated man, here is the best answer on this question:

=> ONLY GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL MISCONDUCT is Mentioned in the CHRISTIAN BIBLE, and the JEWISH TORAH, as a crime to be punished by DEATH.

=> FEMALE LESBIANS, GAY FEMALE HOMOSEXUALS, and BI-SEXUAL FEMALES, {Women who Love BOTH Men and other Females}, are NOT mentioned in the CHRISTIAN BIBLE, NOR The JEWISH TORAH as a crime, in any form.

Alas, I cannot reproduce all the pretty colors Candidate Hutchins employs.

Hmmm, the HTML looked fine in the preview.....

What the hell is a JEWISH TORAH? Isn't that a redundancy? It's not like there's a CHRISTIAN TORAH.

Ow. Ow ow ow ow.

That website has the clarity and cohesiveness of a 14 year old girls wall.

And what's with denouncing Socialism all over his website while showing pictures of this guy at Windsor Castle, Stonehenge and other English tourist sites. He does know England is a Socialist country, right?

Oh holy hell, he thinks he's going to go up against David Price? Price runs the most liberal district south of the Mason-Dixon line (my district, to be exact.) I mean, it was Jesse Helms who opposed the creation of the North Carolina Zoo by suggesting they just put a fence around Chapel Hill and referred to UNC as the "University of Negroes and Communists."

This is going to be a fun 2010 election.

I've seen other sites like this too, but they were posted by individuals known to be mentally ill, usually schizophrenic (with my deep apologies to Schizophrenics everywhere).

U.F.B., that is one helluva site.

If he does not get elected, maybe he can do some work for The Onion.

What is this? A Geocities site from 1994?

Phydeaux, I slipped over to his message board and got this morsel:

"=> We Want NO Gay Male Homosexual Votes !!!

WE WELCOME ALL FEMALE VOTERS !!!"

Which begs several questions:
- Why would a Gay Male Homosexual vote for this guy?
- Is there a polling place screening to determine who is a GMH; such as a quationnaire on wine/cheese pairings, etc?
- Despite his, um, distaste for GMH's, he is willing to accept fealty of all females, regardless of orientation, bent, ilk, etc.

There is something deeply disturbing about this guy. I had a thought about this last night; is this guy really a legit candidate? I mean, what a great over the top spoof if he isn't. And if he is, well...