One Degree of Glenn Beck

Beck likes to connect dots, doesn't he? And Rupert, of course,

has extensive connections with communists — not just some communists, but some of the most powerful communists in the world. According to an extensive report in the New York Times, this man has "flattered Communist Party leaders and done business with their children," met repeatedly with senior members of the communist Politburo, "cooperates closely" with communist censors and propaganda networks, and "cultivates political ties" with communists in the hope that they will "insulate his business ventures." Not only that, but he "often supports the policies" of communist leaders and "attacks their critics." (Emphasis mine)

No no no, you don't understand.

See, we need to think like the Chinese because they take the long view and Beck is formulating a hundred-year plan to take the country back two hundred years and it doesn't matter if the Chinese are communists because ACORN and OLIGARH and …

Ow. I think I sprained my brain.

Oh wow, Matt. Too bad no one will be able to call him out on it - on his show or in a LIVE interview.