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March 9, 2010
Lady Ga Ga Goo Goo
by Steven Weber
Along with championing the deregulating of industry, the Republicans have also sought to deregulate grammar.
With "How's that hopey-changey thing comin'?" my revulsion for all things Republican congealed into a small, tight knuckle lodged somewhere between the fight or flight and porn quadrants of my brain. Hence, I now refer to Sarah Palin as "Lady Ga Ga Goo Goo."
From insipid, misspelled "protest" signs ("Get a clue, morans!") to the nod and wink denials of rampant racism being at the core of their most recent rebellion, the Republicans continue their seeping jihad on all things cultured, demonizing "smart" as elitist.
There are far too many cringe inducing moments of chowderheaded chop-logic, lazily researched poll results and incomprehensibly articulated talking points being given the spotlight courtesy of a happily complicit media, a conscious synchronicity between its shrewd barkers and the drooling freaks who strive to give voice to rage they couldn't begin, in their dumbed-down state, to understand; for if they did they would surely turn their righteous anger against the true villains. But alas, the blatant infantilization which is steadily defining our wounded discourse has moved me to declare my utter and outright disdain:
Vomity ass heads and crappy poo-poo pants!
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Posted By Steven Weber | March 9, 2010 1:40 AM
Comments
Oh, let's offer her a "Golden Meme" medal with the words "Teh Soylent Green Death Panelz™" inscribed in very small print.
"Death panels." It is now her millstone:
HEY SARAH, WERE YOU LOOKING FOR TEH SOYLENT GREEN DEATH PANELZ™ in Canada?
Did you find them?
Alright, here's your Order of the Golden Meme.
Except it's made outta lead.
Posted by: OsborneInk ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.bobcesca.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at March 9, 2010 2:25 AM
An uneducated and ignorant voting population is one of basic pillars of the GOP and has been for several decades. I'd argue this became one of their main themes under Saint Ronny with the emergence of the religious right.
The current GOP without said population is basically nonexistent.
Posted by: J M Ashby at March 9, 2010 5:06 AM
Ah, yes. We're such elitists for wanting our elected leaders to be intelligent. I personally would prefer to have someone in the White House and every member of Congress to be smarter than I am.
But alas, we're stuck with "How's that hopey-changey thing comin'?" and it's really getting me "all wee-weed up."
Posted by: Broadway Carl at March 9, 2010 9:53 AM
Continuing with the "Lady" theme, I think this all stems from a bad romace with teh Palinator.
Posted by: bjritz at March 9, 2010 10:14 AM
