Republican Party

Must-See Republican Campaign Ad

A Republican shit-kicker named Dale Peterson is running for Alabama Agricultural Commissioner. In this hilariously and unintentionally self-satirical campaign ad, he literally brandishes his penis a firearm.

"Take no prisoners" while waving around a rifle. Not violent or incendiary. Not at all.

Yep. The Republicans can't stop playing dress up. Between the cowboy drag and the flight suits, the GOP is nearing Village People status.