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A Close Second to Rick Perry in Executions

Stephen Colbert lays out who he thinks would be the ideal running-mate for the GOP presidential nominee.

“That’s right, the angel of death. Clearly, he is popular with the GOP base this year. He’s got all of the qualifications they are looking for. He’s old and bone white. He’s packing a weapon, he’s got an incredible war record and believe me, no one wants to get rid of Obamacare more than this guy."