Doof Quote of the Day

"Let me start from a simple premise that Oklahomans will understand: you cannot put a gun rack in a Volt" -Newt Gingrich at Oral Roberts Universty


Does this mean it's okay for Newt to imply his would-be constituents are clinging to their guns and religion?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TLHIXVS2CHDJNWYPZJIZ5NNZ3A Robert

    Flip down the rear seats and a hatchback like a Volt can hold a shitload of guns, way more than what would fit behind the seat of a regular cab pick up.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Let me start with a simple premise that even an ego-maniacal, overstuffed, ratbag, racist, cheating, unethical, lying, adulterous piece of shit like Newt can understand: No one likes Newt Gingrich.

    I mean really, Newtie. You’re being stomped like a red-headed stepchild by a Mormon billionaire who has to convince Christians he’s not a member of a sick and twisted cult, a member of a sick and twisted cult who wants to govern based on his cult’s magic book, and a doddering old crank who wants to govern based on a work of fiction written by an atheist. Try, if you can – use that big Newtie brain – to imagine how much they must fucking HATE you. And yet, you still find the time to come off as condescending.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TLHIXVS2CHDJNWYPZJIZ5NNZ3A Robert

      “No one likes Newt Gingrich.”

      Let me fix this for you:
      Only southern confederates like Newt Gingrich.

  • D_C_Wilson

    Just the fact that we have presidential candidates giving speeches at the Oral Roberts Diploma Mill should disturb us all.

  • Joseph Markowitz

    I’m not sure there is any sort of sedan that would be ideal for a gun rack. You really need a pickup truck for that. So if Newt weren’t just trying to score a cheap point, he would have to admit he is insulting everyone who owns almost any kind of car.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rick-Janes/607039439 Rick Janes

      In Newtie’s Tiffany world, ‘real men’ are chauffeured in limousines. Without gun racks.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S7NUGMJ2FDHYATRLWFEFCC5CQI schemata

    As as Oklahoman, this offends me. Newt thinks I’m as dumb as he is. I know gun racks go in trucks. You carry handguns in small cars. ;)

    Newt would be discouraged driving around my town. Numerous Priuses, Volts, Ford Flexs, and propane powered vehicles on the roads.

    Saving $$ in gas is no small thing here.

    • Bob McIntosh

      IF you wanted to, you could put in a gun rack (even if a rear window mount wouldn’t work, you could use a sling mount behind the front seats).