If you ever want your own right-wing talk radio show, they're handing them out to anyone with a pulse. Also, try saying something horribly racist, like Arizona talk radio host Barbara Espinosa who called the president a "monkey" on her show yesterday.
“I don’t believe in calling him the first black president,” she said, “I voted for the white guy myself. I call him a monkey.”
Clear Channel and Premiere Radio Networks will be fighting over this crackpot -- if they haven't already started the bidding war, that is.