Healthcare

Republicans Love Obamacare. They Just Don't Know It.

My column from yesterday expands upon that Reuters/Ipsos poll about the Affordable Care Act and how ridiculously contradictory the results are.

...it's a miracle more Republican heads don't explode on a daily basis out of the sheer cognitive energy generated by their gray matter racing in two separate and distinct directions.

Goddamn socialism is evil so get your government paws off my Medicare -- POP! SPLAT!

Support the troops! But torture the enemy with such viciousness that it encourages the enemy to torture the troops with greater ferocity -- KERPLOP!

Predictably, Republicans love the Affordable Care Act, too. They just don't know it. And if you recite these poll results to any of them, make sure to bring goggles and a protective Gallagher-style tarp because heads will explode like the most watery summertime watermelons. Continued here...