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The Five: Being a Minority in America is Awesome

That's what The Five thinks.

Gutfeld: "If you're black, you also have advantages."

Perino: "And if you're at a university and you happen to be, uh, not white, you have advantages. All the advantages, right?"

Wrong.

This reminds me of Pat Buchanan's infamous A Brief for Whitey column in which he wrote that white people have been excellent to African Americans. You know, food stamps and whatnot.

None of these doofs understand that white people have subjected minorities in America to unspeakable atrocities -- from slavery to concentration camps to genocide. All of it. So any leg-up that's offered by way of affirmative action is a very small consolation after centuries of buying and selling black people like cattle or eradicating almost all indigenous tribal people.