If you're nowhere near Taco Bell and their disgusting meat filler, they'll airlift it to your town. Oh boy!
Taco Bell took the notion of delivery service to a whole new level recently, helicoptering in a truck laden with 10,000 tacos to a small Alaskan town after learning that residents had been teased with false hopes of a restaurant opening.
What began as a feud between two area residents morphed into a full-fledged PR marketing opportunity on Sunday, when the world's largest Mexican-style fast food chain deployed a helicopter from Anchorage to airlift in a truck full of tacos to the town of Bethel, population 6,200, according to local newspaper the Alaska Dispatch.
Throngs of local residents watched from the sidelines as a full-sized truck harnessed to a chopper was dropped gently in a community center parking lot. As soon as as the all-clear was given, thousands of people -- adults and children -- rushed the truck and gorged on the chain's wildly popular Doritos Locos Tacos.
Opiate of the masses. People really, really crave 30%-meat-products.