Did you know the villain in the new Batman film, which Limbaugh doesn't even know the name of, is Bane? And did you know Romney worked for Bain? Holy crap! It's a liberal plot!
Bane first appeared in Batman comics in 1993.
Maybe Bane was created retroactively. You know, with the use of the president's time machine. The same time machine used to plant his birth certificate 50 years ago.