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According to Geraldo and Fox News' Brian Kilmeade, it seems likely that the Department of Homeland Security has been overrun by a "lesbian cabal."

(via ThinkProgress)

RIVERA: Is the sub-text of the Department of Homeland Security scandal that there is some kind of lesbian cabal, that it’s a same sex takeover. …It seems everyone is talking around it. Is that really what people are saying, that men are disadvantaged because women and specifically lesbians are ruling the roost there?


KILMEADE: We don’t know for sure. But it’s easy to come to that conclusion that there is some different type of glass ceiling separating the Homeland Security Department in this case.

Right. It's easy to come to that conclusion. The ol' Lesbian Cabal is the oldest trick in the book.

It's a good thing Rivera and Kilmeade are able to laugh at their own stupid jokes, because I doubt anyone else is. I will be having a laugh at their expense though. I laugh at Brian Kilmeade's projectile vomiting of pure stupidity the same way I laugh at funny cat videos, except cats typically have more dignity left after the video is over.

If it were true that a "lesbian cabal" had assumed control of Homeland Security, I would have no problem with it, because I'm sure the public interest would be better served by a lesbian cabal than a couple of douchey fratboys like Geraldo and Brian Kilmeade.

Rivera after all thinks Trayvon Martin was asking for it for by wearing a hoodie while black.

  • chris

    so this is just because janet is not married, correct?

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Geraldo must have been heavily into lesbian porn that morning and it affected his already questionable mind. It’s the only way to understand what the fuck he was talking about.

  • i_a_c

    Lesbian cabal? I don’t even know what the fuck this means.

    These are real English words put together in what looks like a pretty good sentence but it’s absolutely incomprehensible otherwise.

    When you even have Gretchen Carlson questioning your assertions, you know you’re off the deep end.

  • Brutlyhonest

    hell, what they should be bitching about is the absolute waste that is DHS. creating an extra layer of bureaucracy always helps. Small government fiscal conservatives my ass.