According to Herman Cain, if president Obama wins a second term, there will be no more pizza for anyone!
From his interview with Time
Q: Is it worse to imagine a world without pizza or one in which Obama gets a second term?
A: It’s worse to imagine a world with Obama getting a second term than it is to imagine a world without pizza. Because with Obama in a second term, there will be no pizza. For anyone.
Is Cain implying the president will ban pizza, or that the extra 14 cents per pie cost of Obamacare will doom the industry? Either way, America loses, because there will be no more pizza!
Meanwhile, Herman Cain was granted a speaking spot at the GOP convention, but Ron Paul, who actually did manage to win 117 delegates during the Republican primary, has been relegated to speaking at his own separate convention.