Economy

Spazzy White Guys in Lower Manhattan

The Dow is inching closer to 14,000 -- up from 6,600 when the president took office. And yet they're so completely pissed about the Obama presidency, they're accusing him of an impeachable conspiracy to fabricate the unemployment numbers. Rather than exulting the jobs report as beneficial to the national economy and, thus, their precious markets, they simply can't stand the fact that it's all happened under the policies of Barack Obama.

This is a major reason why reality is losing out to the post-truth, Unskewed, unhinged, contradictory right-wing.

Unemployment is at its lowest level in years and they're -- RRRRROOOOOOWWWR! -- pissed off about it.

Oy, oy, oy.