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‘The Five’ Continues to Be the Worst Thing on Television

For example:

On Fox News' "The Five," the hosts argued the opposite, suggesting that if women in domestic violence situations were armed, they'd be able to protect themselves better.

Perino, the former White House press secretary, offered a slightly different approach.

"I think it skirts the issue," she said. "Women are victims of violence all the time."

Co-host Greg Gutfeld repeated that they should have guns.

"Well, maybe, or make better decisions," Perino said.

So The Five's solution to domestic violence is to either introduce more guns into these explosively dangerous conflicts, and/or to blame the victims for not making "better decisions."

Smart.

How about this, you assholes: tell the microphallus-suffering, incurably impotent Cromagnon Men who watch your show to stop beating up women. How about that?