Republican Party

Where Did Jan Brewer Run Off To?

Weird, via Josh Marshall:

Gov. Jan Brewer has taken a nearly week-long out-of-state work trip that was shrouded in secrecy Monday as she skipped an event to certify election ballots and her spokesman refused to disclose her location.

As Josh noted, the last time a governor mysteriously vanished, it didn't turn out very well -- hiking and trails and such.

  • D_C_Wilson

    Burning Man?

  • Victor_the_Crab

    She’s problably off rounding up babies, puppies, and kitties so that she can cut them open and drink all their blood to remain alive.

  • i_am_allwrite

    She’s probably unwinding at Hedonism with Sherriff Joe.

  • Brutlyhonest

    Some sort of rehab, fer sure.

  • Christine Mitchell

    Vacationing in Mexico…illegally

  • Bubble Genius

    She’s just off doing her yearly skin-shedding ritual.

  • M312

    Has to be Alzheimer’s. Or maybe she is getting her pointy witch finger checked out.

  • ElayneB

    Face lift?

    • nicole

      She’d need more than one!

  • roxsteady

    My sister and I were talking about this and I think she’s off to some doctor’s office for tests. I think she’s suffering from Alzheimer’s disease. She has these constant brain farts. I’m sorry but, I just find it hard to believe that she’s having an affair……unless the guy is blind or a paid escort.

    • ElayneB

      Or even a blind paid escort…

    • Rich Morgan

      Ms Brewer having an affair … that’s not a visual image I needed implanted in my brain. Sheesh.

    • Victor_the_Crab

      He problably neeed to be scrubbed down, from head to toe, with a stiff decontamination brush afterwards.