C#@K Block You on the Hurricane

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert returned to the air last night, and the world rejoiced.

What would Jesus, or any other human being that isn't an asshole, do?

What do you put on a trillion dollar coin? On the tail side obviously a Bald Eagle breathing fire while making love to the American flag.

  • gescove

    Put Colbert on one side of the coin and Stewart on the other. National treasures both. Heads we win!

  • mrbrink

    God, that felt really good. Ahhhhhh.

    And that’s not a bodily function talking.

  • nicole

    One of Stewart’s best, IMO.