Creepy Quote of the Day

I’m just going to leave this here.

Asked directly if the Republican-controlled House could support an agreement that includes a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants now living in the United States, Boehner said it was way too early to answer the question.

“Slow down. Slow down. How about a little foreplay?” Boehner joked. “There’s a bipartisan conversation going on in the Senate. There’s a bipartisan conversation going in the House. Let these things work their way along. It is too early to talk about legislation going on in one house or the other.”

  • http://mdblanche.myopenid.com/ mdblanche

    Bourbon’s one hell of a drug.

  • Victor_the_Crab

    Boehner using the terms “foreplay” and “bi” in the same sentence made me feel like I was touched in an inappropriate manner. I would definetly not want to attend a house party of his. Especially if he keeps a hot tub in his backyard.

  • SlapFat

    It would be strange to share an elevator with Boehner.

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  • Nefercat

    So the House needs a little boom-chicka-wow Muzak to get them in the mood for some, nudge, nudge, legislatin’, if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.

    As if they weren’t repulsive enough, Boehner decides to treat us to the image of him and his gin-sodden little er, pal pleading for a little foreplay.

    I can’t think of a single punishment that wouldn’t turn at least one of the creeps in his demented caucus on.

    • bphoon

      I have an image of the only kind of foreplay I’d have with any of them fuckers and it ain’t pretty…