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If you can prove that you’re one of us — and by us I mean the cult of gun fetishists — you will receive a discount on bad pizza.

Virginia Beach, Va. – Slice by slice, one Virginia Beach pizza shop is showing its support for the Second Amendment by offering fifteen percent off pies to gun owners.

“All they have to do is show me that they’re carrying a weapon or they can show me their concealed weapons permit and they can get the discount,” says All Around Pizza owner, Jay Laze. [...]

“I thought it was a great idea and I was wondering why nobody here was doing it,” he says. “It should be happening all around the country.”

It’s only a matter of time before someone pulls out a gun hoping to receive $1 off on a hotdog and a fellow armed patron mistakes them for an evildoer because of the way they’re dressed or because of their skin color.