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Gun Control Advocates Score With Super Bowl Ad

The gun control advocacy group, Mayors Against Illegal Guns, paid for a 30 second ad to run during the Super Bowl, at which time Wayne LaPierre's unearthed statements on universal background checks will be used peacefully, as an unarmed, non-violent appeal to the organization's dramatic shift in attitude toward universal background checks, and some minimal safeguards against the flow of guns in the American fishbowl.

Wayne LaPierre is shown in the ad and is quoted, saying:

"We think it’s reasonable to provide mandatory, instant criminal background checks for every sale at every gun show. No loopholes anywhere, for anyone."

-Public testimony from 1999.

Expect Wayne and The Gang to come out in full force against their prior statements because they have no clothes, and, at this point, Lil' Wayne La Pierre is just dangling in the wind on a very cold day. I'm sure he'll pick up one of those kids and use em' like a human shield-- firing off a couple more holed up warning shots in what is hopefully the last hostage standoff America will have to endure at the trigger happy hands of Wayne LaPierre and his emotionally unstable leadership of a $32 billion dollar a year gun industry.