Energy Wingnuts WTF

Old Men Yell at Clouds. City Council Votes to Remove Clouds.

I had no idea this is a thing.

In late January, two wind turbines built in Falmouth, Massachusetts, were targeted for removal due to noise and supposedly related health concerns sometimes referred to as “wind turbine syndrome.” Tuesday, Fox News’ America’s Newsroom covered the local community’s upcoming decision, saying that residents claim to have experienced “devastating” health impacts.

Wind Turbine Syndrome?

According to Media Matters, Turbine Syndrome has never been confirmed as real, and the Massachusetts Department of Environmental Protection has no evidence that it exists. But, you know, If I watched Fox News every day and it began to make me nauseous, and if I were a superstitious old coot, I may also blame the wind turbines for something that could be easily cured with a serving of Activia. Or Brogurt, if you prefer.