Republican Party

Your Nipples Are Obscene!

And there’s a North Carolina law in the works to codify it:

North Carolina state Rep. Rayne Brown (R) is defending her proposed legislation which define women’s nipples as indecent, WRAL-TV reports.

Said Brown: “We’ve had the most fun with this bill for about the past week and a half, and that’s OK. You need to laugh sometimes. But there are communities across this state, there’s local governments across this state, and also local law enforcement for whom this issue is really not a laughing matter.”

Yep. And once again, I give you a member of one of our two major political parties. The Republican Party: growing more cartoonish by the day.