In order to prevent the imaginary government takeover by the United Nations, Senator Rand Paul proposed an insane budget amendment on Friday to cancel our association with the free world.
For the advancement of international isolation and severed communications with reason and sanity, Senator Rand Paul seen an opportunity to amend the Patty Murray(D-WA) budget proposal to get to the American people’s work of being unserious paranoid imbeciles on the world stage.
For the sake of freedom and liberty, we must divest America from the promotion of freedom and liberty around the world!
From Think Progress:
An amendment was filed by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) for just such a purpose, purporting to delete all spending related to the United Nations from the FY14 budget. Specifically, the amendment calls for a reduction of $7,691,822,000 in spending 2014 and 2023. That slash goes beyond even the most draconian of cuts proposed by House Republicans since they reclaimed a majority in 2010.
The key number here in Rand Paul’s amendment is $7,691,822,000– the amount it takes to secure a modicum of international understanding and world cooperation– and Senator Rand Paul, hero to “9/11 was-an-inside-job!” Liberals everywhere, wants to put that money toward noble causes– like perhaps his ‘Right to Life’ amendment he tried to pass just last week.
No word on whether or not Rand Paul’s amendment would defund Father Ron’s redress of grievances to the UN’s World Intellectual Property Organization, but I think it’s safe to assume that the free market will just have to settle it with their guns.