Education

Jesus Rode a Dinosaur and KISS Stands for Knights in Satan’s Service

Bobby Jindal is very concerned

We already know that Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal’s school voucher program, which was recently ruled unconstitutional, allows faux “schools” to teach children that men and dinosaurs lived side by side and that slavery and the KKK really weren’t that bad, among other things. And now we know what some of those “other things” are.

Many young people turned to drugs and immoral lifestyles’ these youths became known as hippies. They went without bathing, wore dirty, ragged, unconventional clothing, and deliberately broke all codes of politeness or manners. Rock music played an important part in the hippie movement and had great influence over the hippies. Many of the rock musicians they followed belonged to Eastern religious cults or practiced Satan worship.

Hippies were dirty vagrants who never showered and had a habbit of kicking puppies and rock music is the stuff of Satan.

It’s easy to mock the program, but the unfortunate truth is that children who are placed into this program by their parents will grow up ignorant and uninformed and their chances of getting into any college other than Liberty University will be slim to none. They will be ill-prepared for the real world and America as a whole will be worse off because of it.

Jindal’s program was ruled unconstitutional based on a technicality, but with any luck the State Supreme Court will uphold the ruling.