This Just Gets Better And Better

McConnellFirst he claimed his office had been illegally wiretapped. Then he altered his wording and said it was “bugged” by “leftist groups.” Then he hired a private security company to sweep his office for bugs and they found nothing. And as of yesterday Mitch McConnell has declined to share any details of the FBI’s investigation into the recording of his conversation with staffers concerning Ashley Judd.

Regardless of who recorded the conversation, the contents of it are undeniably ugly and may even be evidence of illegal activity conducted by McConnell’s office.

Now, according to Talking Points Memo, Mitch McConnell is the one who could face an investigation.

The Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) filed complaints with the FBI and the Senate Select Committee on Ethics on Thursday, calling on officials to investigate whether Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) violated federal law by using Senate staff and/or resources to conduct opposition research against actress Ashley Judd, a former prospective candidate in Kentucky’s Senate race.

“Using taxpayer-funded resources to pay staffers to dig up dirt on political opponents isn’t just an ethics violation, it’s a federal crime,” CREW Executive Director Melanie Sloan said in a statement. [...]

CREW cites two aides employed by McConnell’s Senate office who appeared to be present during the February meeting at the senior senator’s campaign headquarters in Kentucky, Phil Maxson and Josh Holmes.

Being a realist I don’t expect this to actually amount to anything. That’s Mitch McConnell’s privilege. But he sure has made a very shitty bed to sleep in.

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  • D_C_Wilson

    All of these investigators and still no one can find his chin?

  • GrafZeppelin127

    I feel terrible saying this, but there are few things I would enjoy more than watching this odious creature go down in flames.

  • KABoink_after_wingnut_hacker

    This disgusting old fool gives our nation and turtles a bad name.

  • zirgar

    I hope they hammer ol’ Melty McDewlaps hard over this.

    • Zen Diesel

      I am going to have to borrow the Melty McDewlaps “giving you full credit of course”, from you, it’s hilarious. I have been calling the him Mitch McLipless….lol

      • D_C_Wilson

        I prefer McChinless myself.

        • Victor_the_Crab

          I’d call him Churchy LaFemme, but the ghost of Walt Kelly might haunt me for the rest of my days.

          • Kitty Smith

            I just call him Yertle.

  • Draxiar

    Oh Karma…Rule of 3…Irony….please work your magic on this ethically bankrupt human being.