Here’s the latest installment of our new segment: Ted Cruz is an Idiot Brought to you by Ted Cruz.
Anyone know if President Obama intends to perform background checks on the Syrian rebels before providing them weapons?
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) June 18, 2013
“Herp, derp” Cruz added according to multiple sources.
Meanwhile, WSJ columnist James Taranto debuted this brain-busting column today wherein he claims the discussion of sexual assault in the military is really just an effort to “criminalize male sexuality” and a “war on men.”
The presumption that reckless men are criminals while reckless women are victims makes a mockery of any notion that the sexes are equal.
They’re asking for it!
You knew someone was going to make this argument, and you knew it would be a conservative. Conservatism is a mental illness.