In other news, House Republicans, led by Eric Cantor, are reportedly planning to strip funding for the SNAP program from the farm bill entirely while also repealing the 60-year-old mandate to pass a farm bill. Because dammit, House Republicans really hate being forced to govern. Governing is for chumps.
If you’re having a hard time keeping track of just how many different chickens the GOP is fucking right now, you’re not the only one.