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The First Annual Meeting of the Tiny Penis Gun Club

Pro-gun fetishists, who feel that their manhood is being threatened, held meetings at Starbucks across the nation yesterday to compensate for other shortcomings.

via ThinkProgress

Open carry groups are holding “Starbucks Appreciation Day” rallies across the country on Friday, including in Newtown, Connecticut, where a gunman killed 26 people eight months ago.

Starbucks currently allows customers to carry their guns in states with open carry. Gun advocates have taken this move as encouragement to stage “appreciation days,” like the one on Friday.

Two dozen gun fetishists reportedly visited the Newtown Starbucks yesterday, delivering a giant fuck you to a town brutalized last December when 20 children, 1st graders, were slaughtered by an unhinged white guy.

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I will continue to be as condescending as possible to these armed neanderthals. And they’re virtually all white guys of dubious girth. Because if group of black men walked in with guns visible, the police would be there immediately.