Benghazi Super Stupid Syria

Conspiracy Theory

Representative Joe “You Lie” Wilson (R-SC) has a not-so-unique theory about possible intervention in Syria, but he may have been the first to enunciate it during a congressional hearing.

WILSON: With the president’s redline, why was there no call for military response in April? Was it delayed to divert attention today from the Benghazi, IRS, NSA scandals, the failure of Obamacare enforcement, the tragedy of the White House-drafted sequestration or the upcoming debt limit vote? Again, why was there no call for a military response four months ago when the president’s red line was crossed?

That’s right. The president has formulated a response to Assad’s use of Sarin gas to divert attention away from Benghazi, the IRS, the NSA, Obamacare, sequestration, the debt ceiling, Fast and Furious, Solyndra, the fake moon landing, Sasquatch, and being black.


  • Victor_the_Crab

    There’s nothing that a fist through Joe Wilson’s ignorant face wouldn’t fix.

  • Churchlady320

    Given enough time, they will blame Obama for the Civil War. All by himself.

    • Nefercat

      Well, according to one of them, Obama would like to go back to the good old days before the Civil War. Not quite the same thing, but just as stupid.

      Sarah Palin:
      Now, it has taken all these years for many Americans to understand that the gravity, that mistake that took place before the Civil War and why the Civil War had to really start changing America. What Barack Obama seems to want to do is go back before those days when we were in different classes based on income, based on color of skin.

  • D_C_Wilson

    Yep, Obama knew he was going to need a distraction in September, so he purposefully delayed the response. Actually, he didn’t know that. He just lent Assad his time machine so that he could go back to last April and use sarin gas on the rebels in order to set things up so that Obama would have something to delay his response to.

  • Felonious Grammar

    I resent feeling embarrassed on their behalf.

    • Churchlady320

      Take us all as therapy. You have a good heart. Don’t waste it.

  • Nefercat

    Wilson! You sit! And STFU!

    Until you grow something in your skull beyond a brain stem. You gibbering dolt.