Colbert was absolutely hilarious last night, tackling Fox News poor-shaming and Miss America racism.
I name it? I love make your own news. Free marshmallow peeps! Silly straws! Rolls of tinfoil! Hot tubs full of caramel! Magical talking hatchets! There’s no limit to the amount of stuff I can imagine they get for free!
That’s right, 705 people saw a woman in a bikini and thought Muslim extremist.
American racists are so dumb even Colbert can’t keep a straight face.