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The Truckers Ride for the Constitution protest may or may not be happening, depending on who you ask, but the co-founder of the group says the show must go on. She also says President Obama is actually Osama Bin Laden.

via Gawker

The fact that these soldiers were set up to die in a no return operation is obvious they had knowledge that Obama didn’t want leaked. This is the Seals that killed Osama Bin Laden. I don’t believe this story. He is alive call me crazy but, Osama Bin Laden is our President Obama do your research. The CIA has been preparing for this since he was a boy. They have same height, bone structure, hands and ears both are left handed the Osama face was created by Hollywood. The fox is in the hen house.

I can’t tell you how shocked I am that the leader of a group of truckers who want to clog the streets of D.C. and arrest members of Congress believes President Obama is not who he says he is.

The implications of this theory are hard to grasp.

If the CIA was preparing for this since he was a boy, that would mean the CIA has a time machine which they used to go back in time and begin preparing Barack Obama to become president over 20 years before the CIA would begin providing weapons to Afghanistan to fight the Soviet Union. Or something. I may have that backwards. It’s possible the CIA used their time machine to go back in time and recruit Osama Bin Laden knowing that Barack Obama would one day become president.

This must be the same time machine used to plant the president’s birth certificate 50 years ago.