Comedy Sex Stephen Colbert

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Here’s Colbert on the diamond-crusted pacifiers of the 1 percent and “findom.”

You get nothing in return for your money. It breaks all the rules of capitalism. It’s so naughty, you deserve to get spanked by the invisible hand of the market.

Blood diamonds are forever.

  • muselet

    The ball gag better be a Fabergé egg.