It seems clear the Religious Right and the Tea Party spend more time thinking and talking about gay sex than actual gay people do.
Judson Phillips, the president of Tea Party Nation, is worried that, thanks to Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s actions, good wholesome Christians will be forced to bake penis cakes, genitalia pastries, and photograph gay sex acts at gay weddings where, obviously, everyone will be nude as gay people are wont to do.
via Right Wing Watch
“Tyranny is on the march,” Phillips declares in a piece on the TPN website that he also emailed to members of the group, adding that business owners who are not allowed to discriminate against gays and lesbians are “slaves” to the “great liberal state,” aided by “French Republicans” like Brewer. [...]
Phillips then wonders if business owners will be forced to “create a cake for a homosexual wedding that has a giant phallic symbol on it,” “create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic],” or “photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior.”
Given that this cartoonish bizarro world Phillips imagines in no way resembles reality, I can only assume that these are his deepest fantasies that he’s airing out for the world to see.
Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with daydreaming about genitalia pastries, but Phillips doth protest too much.