Read between the lines, folks, contraception is just like communism.
Corporations aren’t just people, they’re ill-informed people whose factually-incorrect beliefs must be upheld because they sincerely believe them anyway. I guess it’s why at Hobby Lobby they feed their 16,000 employees with but 5 loafs and 2 fish.
Give a man a condom and he fucks for a day. Teach a man to craft a condom and he’ll never get that glitter out of his penis.