In other news, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia says the devil made him who he is today. He may have been joking, but I think he may be on to something. What better way to throw people off than to admit it?
Meanwhile, Rand Paul is very upset that Harry Reid referred to the Bundy militiamen as domestic terrorists, saying “I don’t think calling people names is going to calm this down.” Now shut up you socialist dictator tyrant.