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AFA: Sharia Law Would Be Better Than This America

The American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer and his callers are so fed up with all of this pornography business that they’re ready to embrace sharia law.

After one of his callers told Fischer that sharia law is “probably preferable to what we have right now” in America because we allow pornography and abortion, Fischer agreed that sharia law does have that going for it.

Fischer replied that Muslims “rightly accuse the United States of corrupting the morality of the entire world” because we allow the production and sale of pornography here.

“It’s just embarrassing, it’s humiliating that we have given them that” argument, Fischer declared. “When they go out and say the United States is the Great Satan because of all the pornography it produces, how do you argue against that because they are right. That is the work of Satan; we’re producing it, we’re distributing it all over around world, they have every right to complain about that”

We often joke that fundamentalist Christians spend their days clamoring for and implementing their own brand of sharia law when they’re not busy demanding that we pass laws to ban it, but they’ve apparently abandoned the pretense and are asking for it straight up.

Making it legal to stone women to death and commit honor killings is apparently a necessary evil if we’re going to take the fight to those contraception-using pornographers.