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You can give Dr. Ben Carson points for originality, I suppose.

Typically when someone speaks of the coming New World Order, they point fingers at “the globalists” who are clearly masterminding it, but Ben Carson believes gay people are our true overlords.

via Right Wing Watch

In his keynote speech at the National Organization for Marriage’s March for Marriage gala last week, Dr. Ben Carson explained how Marxists are using LGBT rights to “divide and conquer” Americans in order to impose the “New World Order.”

Carson said he knows about this plot for reading right-wing conspiracy theorist W. Cleon Skousen’s book “The Naked Communist.”

If he read it in a book, it must be true.

That’s how that works, right? There are some great books on the Mole people who inhabit the hollow Earth underneath our very feet that I’d recommend.

But seriously, if gay people had even half as much power as Carson and some of his colleagues believe they have, I have no doubt that the world would be in a much better place than it is today.

They’d surely toss Carson into the gay gulag or place him under the rainbow-adorned guillotine, right? That’s a start.