Conspiracy Theory Immigration

Another Theory From Steve King and Steve Stockman


WorldNetDaily believes undocumented children will be used to provoke an uprising, but secret border control agent Steve “Calves the Size of Cantaloupes” King and Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman have another theory.

Republican congressmen Steve King and Steve Stockman chatted with the far-right website WorldNetDaily yesterday, where they praised Eric Cantor’s GOP primary defeat and blamed President Obama for an increase in border crossings by young people, mainly from Central America.

King and Stockman agreed that Obama is using “a Cloward-Piven maneuver” to “flood” the country with immigrants in order to increase the share of the Democratic vote, particularly in Texas.

Again, the president’s deviousness is unparalleled.

He either fostered violence in other countries to incite a revolution here at home, or he did so to increase the number of Democratic voters sometime in the next 10 to 20 years when the undocumented children have become citizens and are old enough to vote.

Moreover, King and Stockman assert that the president is employing a “Cloward-Piven maneuver” which is to say that he hopes to usher in a new era of socialism by collapsing the current system. And when I say current what I mean is current sometime in the next decade or two when the kids can vote.

This all-scheming, all-usurping president clearly has the gift of foresight and untold cunning.

It’s just too bad this supervillain president doesn’t exist because we could use some of that conspiratorial mojo to circumvent unprecedented Republican obstruction.

  • bphoon

    This all-scheming, all-usurping president clearly has the gift of foresight and untold cunning.

    Of course he has the gift of foresight. He was able to foresee his election in enough time to have his birth announcement placed in the Honolulu paper before he was even born!

  • muselet

    The Two Steves have been partaking of the same recreational pharmaceuticals as Morgan Brittany from the last post:

    We all know the truth, that none of these people are going to be returned to their home countries. They will disappear into the shadows as millions before them have, and we the taxpayers will pick up the bill as we always do. This is a giant poke in the eye to an already angry American tiger, and it will only take one spark to blow the whole thing up.

    Ah, but this is what the left and this administration wants. It is classic Cloward-Piven. Overwhelm the system, anger the populace, create chaos, and then, martial law takes over. Through his executive orders, the president gave himself the authority to use the military as he sees fit. We saw just a taste of it after the Boston Marathon bombing when there was a huge over-reaction by closing down the city, storming homes and property and keeping people prisoners in their own homes. That was just a test to see how compliant people would become.

    [Emphasis added.]

    (As a word nerd, I especially like the mixed metaphor in the first paragraph. An exploding American tiger that’s been poked in the eye sounds almost as terrifying as a sharknado.)


  • trgahan

    “….to “flood” the country with immigrants in order to increase the share of the Democratic vote, particularly in Texas.”

    I’d like to focus on the last three words in that sentence…Republican controlled Texas (by the size of its populous and economy) is critical to selling right wing cultural and economic mythos; however, when looked at demographically, it is also a state long overdue to turn politically purple if not to become a battle ground state nationally.
    So I think we wouldn’t be wrong to assume this type of jackass banter is really just to justify voter suppression moves of any non-white conservative demographics by conservatives.

  • Nefercat

    Now that’s just silly, Stockman and King. Try to keep up. If the President’s other plan works, and all those little children are successful in causing an uprising that will lead to (mwahahaha) martial law, President For Life Obama won’t need Democratic voters because there won’t be elections. And if there are elections, under martial law you will only be allowed to vote Democratic anyway.

    Sheesh. I wish they could coordinate their conspiracy theories as well as the President coordinated the influx of kiddies over the border with Mexico and all those Central American countries.

    • JMAshby

      I haven’t even mentioned two other competing theories.

      Probably more by tomorrow.

      Anyone can concoct a theory but these are sitting congressmen.

  • captkurt

    Whether they actually believe all the BS they spew, I’m not sure. But beyond the specific ‘details’ of each new conspiracy theory connected to increasing votes for Democratic candidates, I believe there is a common motivation – to ensure that every victory for a Democratic candidate is seen as illegitimate, from now until the end of time (or the end of the Republican party).