In other news, Bank of America’s Countrywide unit was ordered to pay a fine of $1.3 billion today for selling shitty mortgages ahead of the 2008 financial crisis. Calling them “defective” mortgages doesn’t cut it.
Meanwhile, Speaker of the House John Boehner apparently didn’t get the Okay from Boss Limbaugh before declaring that impeachment is off the table.
And finally, Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) basically called Lois Lerner a bitch today except he didn’t actually the word because he’s a Very Serious Grown Man with a stupid smirk.