Wingnuts

Ted Cruz Gets the ‘Nuke Charleston’ Treatment

Ted Cruz spoke at an event in New Hampshire over the weekend where another unhinged lady presented her concerns over President Obama and nuclear weapons.

via Bloomberg

MERRIMACK, N.H.—After Senator Ted Cruz’s red-hot campaign talk at a VFW hall here over the weekend, a woman approached the presidential hopeful and confided that she’d been too worried to close her eyes the previous night because of a report that President Barack Obama had “more or less given out Israel’s nuclear secrets.”

Spoiler: the president had nothing to do with a recent disclosure made by the Pentagon concerning Israel's "nuclear secrets." The D.C. district court compelled the Department of Defense to comply with a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request made by a reporter, not the president.

Please proceed.

“I’m sleepless!” she told the Texas Republican—over Obama’s “illegal” and “treasonous” act.

I'm sleepless(!) over this not-illegal and not-treasonous act the president didn't commit.

Senator Cruz set her straight, right?

“Can nothing be done to stop him?” she asked the candidate, who throughout their exchange held her gaze and clasped one of her hands in both of his. “We’re trying,” he told her, “but it’s unfortunate, having a commander-in-chief who does not defend our country.”

Not only did the president not fail to defend "our country," our country does not actually include Israel.

Footage of Ted Cruz's speech at the VFW was posted by the state GOP, but unfortunately it does not include video of the nuclear secrets lady. It does, however, include applause lines such as "repeal every word of Obamacare" and "audit the Fed."

And then there's this guy:

Never

Rick Santorum was recently confronted by a woman who was convinced that President Obama had attempted to use a nuclear weapon against Charleston, South Carolina. For reasons.