Immigration Stupid Party

Build the Dang Wall… On Our Northern Border

Written by SK Ashby

Flailing Republican presidential candidate Scott Walker appeared on Meet the Press yesterday where he was asked about the possibility of building a wall on our northern border with Canada in addition to a wall on our southern border with Mexico.

According to Walker, the opinion of a few nutjobs who've attended his town hall meetings makes this a legitimate issue.

"They raised some very legitimate concerns, including some law enforcement folks that brought that up to me at one of our town hall meetings about a week and a half ago. So that is a legitimate issue for us to look at," Walker told Todd.

If every issue raised at Republican town hall meetings is legitimate, I anxiously await an investigation into the president's secret plot to nuke South Carolina or the secret plot to invade Texas by tunneling under local Wal-Marts.

It's not clear how we would pay for the construction of walls on our southern and northern borders, but I assume it would involve tax cuts.

Maybe the walls will pay for themselves after border towns greet us as liberators.