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Chef GOP

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - John Cole)

In other news, billionaire conservative super-villain Robert Mercer has dumped Milo, his ownership of Breitbart, and resigned from his hedge fund. It turns out funding Nazis is not a good look.

Meanwhile, House Science Committee chairman and climate science denier Lamar Smith (R-TX) will not seek reelection in 2018. GOP retirements are piling up.

Finally, the Wall Street Journal reports that the Justice Department has identified Russian government officials responsible for hacking the DNC and is preparing to file charges against them. The charges are expected sometime after the new year.

I'll be at the theater by the time you read this so if I fucked something up I'll fix it when I return.

  • Well, Mercer simply handed it all over to his daughters, who all have the same nutty outlook as he does. Plus I believe his sister hasn’t resigned anything and she’s backed all the same stuff with her fortune. It’s all for show.

    In regards to the DNC hacking indictments, I wonder if those are the hidden cases we saw on the docket (the four blanked out case names between Papadopoulis, Manafort and Gates indictments). I was REALLY hoping one of those would be Sessions’ indictment. Didn’t you love how he admitted to Congress that he might have suddenly remembered all that Russian contact? He better go down for it…the little evil dark elf.

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