Chicken Hawk

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Bruce Plante)

In other news, the entire island of Puerto Rico lost power today when a transmission line was cut. Power is not expected to be restore for 24 to 36 hours.

Meanwhile, the three militiamen charged with plotting to massacre Somali refugees by blowing up their apartment complex in Garden City, Kansas have been found guilty on all counts by a jury.

Most of the refugee families have jobs in the local meat-packing industry at companies such as Tyson Foods.

Finally, some of Trump's own nominees to serve on the U.S Postal Service's board of governors say Trump is wrong about Amazon's shipping rates.

I almost fell asleep at my desk this afternoon so I'm signing off just a little bit early. I think it's better to just stop than to write an error-filled post we're all going to regret later. Plus, Congress is leaving town for the weekend already on a fucking Wednesday night. I'm doing better than they are.

  • Aynwrong

    The reverse Potemkin village that is the current White House has completely abandoned Puerto Rico.

    The three militia men were good Christians all, I’m sure.

    At this point, I’m surprised Trump appointees haven’t been forced to publicly disagree with flat earth society.

    You always do better than Congress JM.

  • No it’s offense but my dead grandmother is more productive than Congress.