Assholery Misogyny

Chris Christie Fantasizes About Being the Nominee, Spanking Hillary Clinton

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

New Jersey governor, Republican presidential candidate and Disgusting Pig Vomit Chris Christie (R) told a group of supporters in New Hampshire that he would spank rather than prosecute Hillary Clinton. You know, out of the goodness of his heart. If he has one.

At a New Hampshire campaign event, Chris Christie said that in a debate with Hillary Clinton, he would "beat her rear end on that stage."

“You know what? After I do she’ll be relieved because she’ll just be worried I was going to serve her with a subpoena," Christie said, according to ABC News.

The crowd at the event chuckled lightly.

Ha! Get it? Because she's guilty of something or another and she's a woman and assault is very funny. There's nothing funnier than prescribing corporal punishment in lieu of a political-motivated prosecution.

This is really is quite the fantasy Chris Christie has because he will not be the Republican nominee for president and will never debate Hillary Clinton.

Christie and his colleagues would never say they're going to beat the "rear end" of another man.

  • Lady Willpower

    Funny when the guy who’s about two weeks away from dropping out talks about debating the (probable) eventual nominee. Not gonna happen, CC. You have a better chance of touching your toes than you do of debating Hillary.

  • swift_4

    He will tell her that it’s wrong to hide emails!

    Bridge emails missing? No comment.

  • Calm down Christie, it’s not like she stole your ice cream cone or anything.

    • Aynwrong

      If she had done that the Secret Service would have earned their pay that day.

  • muselet

    Christie is not the first Republican candidate to publicly imagine a beating of Clinton.

    Ted Cruz, winner of Monday’s Iowa GOP caucuses, said voters should give Clinton “a spanking” as he does to his 5-year-old daughter.

    Anyone who’s surprised, raise your hand. Let’s see, that’s … exactly nobody.

    These are genuinely terrible people.

    –alopecia

  • Aynwrong

    Governor, take this hint from your fellow New Jerseyan

    http://img.pandawhale.com/93892-Jon-Stewart-STAHP-gif-enough-k-bEtP.gif