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Chris Christie Has Been Denied Another Position

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

New Jersey media is reporting that Chris Christie has been handed his hat. Again.

Governor Reek was reportedly informed that he will not be the next chairman of the GOP.

One source close to Christie said Trump's team is continuing to talk to the New Jersey governor, a longtime Trump friend and adviser, about various other positions in the incoming administration.

But, the source noted, Christie wants to serve out his second and final term as governor -- which ends Jan. 18, 2018.

Among the various other positions Christie may be selected for are door boy, food tester, janitor, and court jester.

I'm actually a little disappointed because I was looking forward to the GOP selecting the most unpopular governor of the last 20 years to lead them.

  • Chris Christie Has Been Denied Another Position

    That’s what she said.

  • muselet

    One source close to Christie said Trump’s team is continuing to talk to the New Jersey governor, a longtime Trump friend and adviser, about various other positions in the incoming administration.

    Personal Asistant to Associate Attorney General, Community Relations Service, Department of Justice.

    Deputy Commissioner, Public Buildings Service, General Services Administration.

    Member, Foreign Names Committee, United States Board on Geographic Names, United States Geological Survey (Department of the Interior).

    –alopecia

    • ninjaf

      Assistant to the Personal Assistant to Associate Attorney General, Community Relations Service, Department of Justice.

      • Assistant to the Personal Assistant to the Janitor, to Associate Attorney General, Community Relations Service, Department of Justice.

        FTFY

  • Georgie
    • muselet

      That sentence echoes through Chris Christie’s mind every night as he falls asleep.

      Of course, that’s before the nightmare starts, the one in which he’s screaming “I’m a damn good Republican!” while a demon with Donald Trump’s face jabs him with a pitchfork.

      –alopecia

      • Stop it! I’m enjoying that image far more than I should.

  • Dread_Pirate_Mathius

    Don’t bet against him getting a post at some point. Trump loves his sycophants. And he has been nothing if not loyal.

    But right now is not necessarily the most expedient time for Trump to support Christie. If/when the whole bridge scandal blows over, look for a quiet appointment.