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Colbert on the Government Slimdown

Here’s your daily dose of Colbert to preserve your sanity.

Fox News is calling it a slimdown, which is a great name ’cause you know who’s really going to slim down? The 9 million women and children who will lose supplemental nutrition from the government.

Michele Bachmann is not blinking.

  • AJ Slemmer

    “Michele Bachmann is not blinking.”

    She’s incapable of blinking.

  • D_C_Wilson

    This is the fight ol’ Crazy Eyes Bachmann was born for!

  • feloniousgrammar

    It’s a cry for help. They’re so far over their heads they can’t hear it.

    “Jane, stop this crazy thing!”

  • Churchlady320

    Great tweet TODAY: Can I burn your house down? No. Your second floor? No. Your garage? No. Can we talk about what I can burn down? No. YOU WON’T COMPROMISE!

  • muselet

    Why isn’t the President telling Congress that shutting down the government is bad? And why won’t he tell them the stove is hot? Boehner keeps burning his hand over and over again.

    –alopecia